Keri Latimer - Lead Vocals, Acoustic Guitar
Devin Latimer - Bass Guitar
Joanna Miller - Drums, supporting vocals
Chris Dunn - Electric Guitar
Special guest: Geoff Hilhorst (Deep Dark Woods) - Rhodes and Hammond A-100
Written by Keri Latimer
Produced by John Paul Peters and Keri Latimer
Mixed and Mastered by John Paul Peters at Private Ear Recording in Winnipeg Manitoba in 2023
Produced with the financial participation of Manitoba Film & Music
Lyrics
We got married on our first date
Drive through consummation by midnight
No more left being all alone
Making out with the telephone
Fell in love between fries and rings
You said let’s have everything at the same time
All at once we were peeling out
Exclaiming our wedding vows
Found a fast romantic
in a Dollarama Isle
Rows of shiny plastic
and your Dalai Lama smile
Landed in a Cul-de-sac encircling a Tamarack
Who charmed a High and oh-so-Lonesome urban planner
Guarded from all thoroughfares, a dead end loop around and there
He left her with a showy last-one-standing banner
We just paid to reserve our graves
Duplex discount at the Bargain Boneyard
Ended up scoring 2 for 1
Isn’t life a phenomenon?
Found a fast romantic
in a Dollarama Isle
Rows of shiny plastic
and your Dalai Lama smile
Found the last romantic
in a Dollarama Isle
Rows of shiny plastic
and your Dalai Lama smile