From the recording Citizen Alien
Keri Latimer - vocals, classical guitar, Devin Latimer - bass/background vocals, Rusty Matyas - piano/keyboards/background vocals, Joanna Miller - drums/background vocals, Myron Schultz - clarinet/background vocals, Chris Dunn - electric guitar, Madeleine Roger - background vocals, Jp Hoe - background vocals
Lyrics
One rainy day in July
I stabbed you in your lumberjack thigh
When I felt upon me your wild hands
I was chopping the forest of your hair
With my new barbershop shears
You never know, do ya?
That man standing by the brill cream
With his jaw dropped in utter disbelief
Is the reason I travelled so far
There once was a woman on a boat
Mustered all her strength to leave her home
8000 kilometres from Kyoto to Victoria
You never know, do ya?
Your blazing eyes locked on mine
And I braced my knees and steeled my spine
While the waiting room erupted into cheers
He's been asking for that for years
You pried the scissors from your leg
Ripped my apron up and tied a tourniquet
With a heavy lean you lumbered to the till
And without a word you paid your bill
You never know, do ya?